150+ Dirty Christmas Pick Up Lines That’ll Make Santa Blush

Christmas is supposed to feel warm and this year you can make it warm in a different way. Dirty Christmas pick up lines mix holiday cheer with a little heat and they work because they catch people off guard. Whether you want to flirt under the mistletoe or spice up a text, this list has over 150 christmas pick up lines split into 10 fun categories. Pick one and watch the sparks fly.

Naughty Santa Pick Up Lines

1. Have you been naughty this year because I want the details
2. I make a better Santa than him and I deliver all night
3. You do not need a chimney I already want in
4. My lap is open and I take requests all season
5. Forget cookies I want a taste of you tonight
6. I checked my list twice and you are the only gift I want
7. Santa is not the only one who comes down chimneys
8. I heard you like it when someone slides in unannounced
9. You have been so good this year you deserve something bad
10. My sleigh only fits two and I already picked my passenger
11. I do not need reindeer to get you excited tonight
12. Skip the cookies and milk I would rather unwrap you
13. I only come once a year but tonight I could make an exception
14. You made the naughty list and I plan to reward you for it
15. Forget the North Pole my place is warmer

Mistletoe Dirty Christmas Pick Up Lines

1. We are standing under mistletoe so I guess we have no choice
2. I planted this mistletoe just so I could get close to you
3. Mistletoe is just an excuse and I am not opposed to more
4. One kiss under here usually leads somewhere better at my place
5. I keep mistletoe in my pocket for moments exactly like this
6. Kissing under mistletoe is tradition but I break more rules than that
7. This mistletoe is basically begging us to take it further
8. I do not need mistletoe to want you but it helps my case
9. You under mistletoe is the only Christmas card I need
10. Mistletoe brought us together now let us see where the night takes us
11. I would hang mistletoe over my bed just for you
12. This kiss feels like the start of something a lot less innocent
13. Mistletoe rules say we kiss but I am hoping we bend a few more
14. I stood here all night waiting for you to walk under this
15. One kiss under mistletoe was never going to be enough

Christmas Stocking Pick Up Lines

1. I would love to be the thing you find stuffed in your stocking
2. Your stocking is empty and I am volunteering to fill it
3. I heard good girls and boys get stuffed stockings tonight
4. Forget candy canes I am the sweetest thing hanging by your fireplace
5. My stocking has your name on it and so does everything else
6. I want to be more than something small in your stocking
7. Hang me by the chimney and see what happens next
8. Your stocking looks a little empty let me take care of that
9. I am the one gift you will want to unwrap slowly
10. Forget stuffing stockings I would rather stuff something else
11. I heard you hang your stocking with care so let me be careful too
12. My favorite Christmas tradition is filling stockings all night
13. Your stocking is not the only thing I want to fill tonight
14. I saved a spot in my stocking just for you
15. Nothing in your stocking will feel as good as this

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Christmas Tree Pick Up Lines

1. You are the star I want to put on top tonight
2. I want to decorate you slowly and take my time doing it
3. My tree is not the only thing getting lit tonight
4. You light up brighter than any string of lights I own
5. I would trim more than a tree if you let me
6. Forget the ornaments you are the only decoration I need
7. My tree has lights but you already turned mine on
8. I want to wrap myself around you like tinsel
9. You are prettier than anything hanging on my tree
10. Let us skip decorating and get straight to the good part
11. I have been staring at you longer than my tree all season
12. You make my tree look dim in comparison
13. I would rather unwrap you than any present under this tree
14. My tree needs water but I am the one feeling thirsty
15. You are the only thing under my tree I actually want

Christmas Cookie Pick Up Lines

1. You are sweeter than every cookie I baked this year
2. I want a taste of you more than any gingerbread
3. Forget the milk I would rather dip into something else
4. You look good enough to eat and I mean that
5. My oven is not the only thing heating up tonight
6. I baked all day but you are still the sweetest thing here
7. Your lips taste better than frosting I bet
8. I want to nibble on you slower than any cookie
9. You are the treat I actually want tonight
10. Forget Santa’s cookies I saved the best batch for you
11. I like my cookies soft and warm just like you
12. You are sweeter than sugar and twice as tempting
13. I want to lick the frosting off you not the cookie
14. My kitchen is hot but nothing compares to you right now
15. You are the dessert I actually want this Christmas

Christmas Present Pick Up Lines

1. I want to unwrap you slower than any gift under the tree
2. You are the present I actually asked Santa for
3. Forget the bow I want to see what is underneath
4. I want to shake you like a present just to guess what is inside
5. You are wrapped up nice but I want to see more
6. My favorite gift this year is standing right in front of me
7. I do not need a receipt because I am keeping you
8. You look better unwrapped and I intend to find out
9. I want to open you slowly and enjoy every second
10. Forget gift wrap you are already perfect underneath
11. You are the one present I never want to return
12. I saved the best wrapping paper just for you
13. I want to see what is hiding under that bow
14. You are better than anything I asked for this year
15. I already know you are the best gift I am getting tonight

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Snow Day Pick Up Lines

1. It is cold outside so let us warm each other up
2. I want to build more than a snowman with you tonight
3. Snow is falling but you are the only thing making me hot
4. Let us skip the snow angels and go somewhere warmer
5. I would melt for you faster than snow in the sun
6. You make the cold weather feel a lot less cold
7. I want to get snowed in with you and never leave
8. My heart rate goes up every time it snows around you
9. Forget hot chocolate I would rather warm up with you
10. You melt me faster than any snowstorm could freeze me
11. I want to cuddle through this snow day and not stop
12. Snow day plans just changed the second I saw you
13. I do not need a blanket when you are already this warm
14. Let us turn this snow day into something a lot hotter
15. You are the only thing keeping me warm tonight

Christmas Eve Pick Up Lines

1. I do not want to wait until morning to unwrap you
2. Christmas Eve is more fun when we skip straight to dessert
3. I want to spend tonight doing more than waiting for Santa
4. Forget staying up for reindeer I would rather stay up for you
5. You are the only midnight surprise I actually want
6. I want to make tonight memorable before the sun even comes up
7. Christmas morning can wait I want you right now
8. I am not sleepy tonight and I do not think you are either
9. Let us start the celebration early tonight
10. I want tonight to be the best part of my whole Christmas
11. Forget counting sheep I would rather count the ways I want you
12. You are the only thing on my mind this Christmas Eve
13. I want tonight to last longer than any holiday movie
14. Let us make our own tradition tonight
15. I do not think either of us wants to sleep early tonight

Christmas Lights Pick Up Lines

1. You are brighter than every string of lights on my house
2. I want to turn the lights down and focus on you instead
3. Forget the light show outside you are the real spectacle
4. You light me up faster than any switch ever could
5. I want to get tangled up with you tonight not the lights
6. You shine brighter in the dark and I want to see that up close
7. My lights are pretty but you outshine every one of them
8. I want to dim the lights and turn the heat up instead
9. You flicker something in me that no bulb ever could
10. Forget the display outside I only want to look at you
11. You make every light on this street look dull
12. I want to unplug the lights and focus only on you
13. You glow better than anything I hung up this year
14. I would trade every string of lights for one night with you
15. You are the only light show I actually want to watch tonight

Dirty Christmas Pick Up Lines

1. I made the naughty list on purpose just to meet you here
2. You look like trouble and I am into it
3. I want to be as bad as this list says I am tonight
4. Being good is boring let us be a little naughty instead
5. I heard the naughty list gets all the fun anyway
6. You are the reason I do not mind being on this list
7. I want to earn my spot on the naughty list with you
8. Forget being nice I would rather be a little wild tonight
9. You made this list worth being on
10. I do not regret a single thing that got me on here
11. Being naughty with you sounds like the best plan tonight
12. I want to prove exactly why I made this list
13. You bring out the naughty side I usually hide
14. I would rather be on this list than the boring one
15. You make being bad feel like the best decision I made all year