Hockey fans fall hard for confidence. If you want to catch their attention, you need a line that hits like a slap shot and lands just as fast. Below you will find over 200 hockey pick up lines split into 10 categories. Funny, cute, bold & everything in between. Pick your favorite and use it tonight.
Funny Hockey Pick Up Lines
- Are you a hat trick? Because you just scored three times in my heart.
- I must be a rookie, because you just took my breath away.
- Are you a penalty box? Because I want to spend five minutes alone with you.
- You must play defense, because you just blocked every other thought in my head.
- Is your name Ice? Because you are making my heart skate.
- I’m not a Zamboni, but I can still smooth things over.
- Are you a face-off? Because I want to go head to head with you.
- You must be a power play, because I feel outnumbered by your charm.
- Is this the penalty box? Because I already broke the rule of not staring at you.
- Are you a hockey puck? Because you keep getting hit around and I want to change that.
- I checked the schedule and you’re the only game I want to watch tonight.
- Are you my stick? Because without you I can’t play my best game.
- You must be offside, because you just crossed the line into my heart.
- I’d trade my whole lineup just to skate next to you.
- Are you at the rink? Because I want to fall for you, literally.
- You must be a referee, because you just called me out on staring.
- Is your dad a coach? Because you just made the cut.
- I don’t need overtime, you already won me over in regulation.
- Are you a hockey player? Because my heart just dropped the gloves.
- You must be an assist, because I couldn’t score without you.
Cheesy Hockey Pickup Lines
- You must be made of ice, because you are cool and I am falling for you.
- Are you a hockey rink? Because I keep circling back to you.
- I think we’re a perfect line combo.
- You must be a slap shot, because you hit me out of nowhere.
- Are you the Stanley Cup? Because I’ve been chasing you all season.
- You skate right past my defenses.
- I’d give up my season tickets just to sit next to you.
- Are you a puck? Because I can’t stop chasing you around.
- You must be my coach, because you bring out my best.
- I think you just gave me a five-minute major for being too charming.
- Are you a face mask? Because I want to be close to you without getting hurt.
- You must be the board, because I keep getting pulled toward you.
- I’d wear your jersey number any day.
- Are you working overtime? Because I don’t want this to end.
- You must wear a helmet, because you protect my heart.
- I think you just iced the puck, because you stopped my whole train of thought.
- Are you in the locker room? Because I want to get comfortable around you.
- You must be a rebound, because I want a second chance with you.
- I’d skip warm-ups just to talk to you.
- Are you a hockey net? Because I keep aiming straight for you.
Cute Hockey Pick Up Lines
These are softer. Good for someone you actually like and want to keep around past one date.
- You’re the reason I show up early to every game.
- I don’t need a jersey to know you’re my favorite player.
- Every time you smile it feels like a goal horn going off.
- You skated right into my heart and I never want you to leave the ice.
- I’d trade every trophy just to spend more time with you.
- You make even a scoreless game feel like a win.
- I think I found my favorite team, and it’s you.
- You’re warmer than the bench after a long shift.
- I’d rather watch you than any highlight reel.
- You make my heart race faster than a breakaway.
- Being around you feels like home ice advantage.
- You’re the assistant my life was missing.
- I could watch you all game and still want overtime.
- You’re the reason I check my phone between periods.
- Even the Zamboni can’t smooth things over the way you do.
- You make every practice feel worth it.
- I’d wait through every intermission just to see you again.
- You’re softer than fresh ice on opening night.
- Talking to you feels like the best play of the game.
- You’re the only score that matters to me tonight.
Flirty Hockey Pick Up Lines
- Are you a power play? Because I want to take advantage while I can.
- I like my coffee hot and my nights with you hotter.
- You must be a breakaway, because you left me speechless.
- I’d break every rule in the book just to get your number.
- Are you a hat trick? Because I want three dates with you.
- You skate into a room and everyone else disappears.
- I think you just called for a penalty, because you’re too tempting.
- Are you the ice? Because I want to melt for you.
- I’d trade my whole roster for one night with you.
- You must be in a shootout, because I want one shot with you.
- Are you a hockey player? Because my heart just dropped everything for you.
- I don’t need extra padding, you already knocked me off my feet.
- You must be a rebound goal, because I wasn’t expecting you and I love it.
- Are you my linemate? Because we’d be unstoppable together.
- I’d skip the whole season just for one date with you.
- You must be a top-shelf shot, because you’re exactly what I was aiming for.
- Are you working overtime? Because I want more time with you.
- I think I just got called for interference, because I can’t stop looking at you.
- You must be a hat trick, because you scored on me three times without trying.
- Are you a rink light? Because you make everything around you brighter.
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Goalie Pick Up Lines
- You must be a goalie, because you just stopped my heart cold.
- I need a goalie like you to protect my feelings.
- Are you between the pipes? Because I’m shooting straight for you.
- You block shots better than you block my thoughts of you.
- I’d take a hundred shots on goal just to get your attention.
- You must be a shutout, because nothing gets past you.
- Are you a butterfly save? Because you caught me off guard.
- I think you just robbed me of a goal and my heart.
- You must wear the mask, because you’re hiding how amazing you are.
- Are you a five hole? Because I want to find my way to you.
- I need someone with your reflexes on my team.
- You must be a safe percentage, because you’re always on point.
- Are you glove safe? Because you caught my attention instantly.
- I’d shoot every angle just to get one past you.
- You must be a starting goalie, because you’re always the one I want.
- Are you a breakaway save? Because you stopped me in my tracks.
- I think you just made the highlight reel of my night.
- You must be padding, because you cushion every blow.
- Are you a shootout win? Because you’re exactly what I needed.
- I’d trade every backup just to keep you starting in my life.
Hockey Puck Pick Up Lines
- Are you a puck? Because I can’t stop chasing you.
- You must be frozen rubber, because you hit differently.
- I think you’re the puck and I’m the stick, we belong together.
- Are you a slap shot? Because you came out of nowhere and knocked me down.
- You must be a puck drop, because things just got interesting.
- I’d chase you around the rink all day.
- Are you a wrist shot? Because you’re quick and I like it.
- You must be a rebound, because I want another shot with you.
- I think you just scored without even trying.
- Are you a one timer? Because you caught me completely off guard.
- You must be black and frozen, because you’re cold but I still want you.
- I’d skate the whole ice just to pick you up.
- Are you a hard shot? Because you hit me right in the chest.
- You must be a deflection, because you changed my whole direction.
- I think you’re the reason I keep my eye on the puck.
- Are you a top corner shot? Because you’re hard to catch.
- You must be a face-off puck, because I want first dibs on you.
- I’d drop everything just to chase after you.
- Are you a bounce pass? Because you keep finding your way to me.
- You must be the game puck, because you’re the only one I want tonight.
Hockey Stick Pick Up Lines
- Are you my stick? Because I can’t play without you.
- You must be a curved blade, because you bend the rules for me.
- I think I need a new stick, mine broke the moment I saw you.
- Are you carbon fiber? Because you’re light but you hit hard.
- You must be my backup stick, because I always want you close.
- I’d tape you up and keep you forever.
- Are you a slap shot stick? Because you pack a serious punch.
- You must be the perfect flex, because you match my energy.
- I think you just cracked my stick and my composure.
- Are you a wooden stick? Because you’re old school and I like that.
- You must be a stick handler, because you’re smooth with everything you do.
- I’d break in a new stick just to impress you.
- Are you a one-piece stick? Because you’re solid all the way through.
- You must be the blade, because you cut straight to my heart.
- I think I need to re-tape after meeting you.
- Are you a slash? Because you got me in trouble instantly.
- You must be a stick check, because you just took my breath away.
- I’d carry an extra stick just in case you show up.
- Are you a hockey stick? Because I want to hold onto you all game.
- You must be custom fit, because you’re exactly what I was looking for.
Nerdy Hockey Pick Up Lines
- Are you a two-line pass? Because I want to break the rules with you.
- You must be an icing call, because you stopped play the second I saw you.
- I think you’re a delayed penalty, because I can’t stop watching you.
- Are you a Corsi rating? Because you’re clearly a good possession play.
- You must be a plus-minus stat, because you always leave me better off.
- I’d study the rulebook just to find a reason to talk to you.
- Are you a high-sticking call? Because you caught me completely off guard.
- You must have a faceoff win percentage, because you’re always winning with me.
- I think you’re an advanced stat, because you’re hard to explain but impossible to ignore.
- Are you a power play percentage? Because you convert every chance you get.
- You must be a shot attempt, because I keep coming back for more.
- I’d track your analytics just to understand you better.
- Are you a zone entry? Because you just changed my whole game plan.
- You must be a Selke finalist, because you play both ends perfectly.
- I think you’re an expansion draft pick, because you were worth the wait.
- Are you a trade deadline deal? Because you just changed everything.
- You must have a waiver claim, because I want to pick you up immediately.
- I’d read every stat sheet just to learn more about you.
- Are you a possession metric? Because you control every part of my attention.
- You must be an underlying number, because you tell the real story.
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Bold Hockey Pick Up Lines
- I don’t play defense when it comes to you.
- You hit harder than a full body check and I want more.
- I’d take a five-minute major just to get closer to you.
- You must be a breakaway, because nothing is stopping me from chasing you.
- I want to be your linemate tonight and every night after.
- You skate through my mind more than any highlight ever could.
- I’d drop the gloves for you without thinking twice.
- You’re the kind of shot I never see coming and never want to stop.
- I don’t need overtime, I already want you in regulation.
- You hit the top shelf every single time I see you.
- I’d take every penalty just to get one shift with you.
- You’re a power play I never want to kill.
- I don’t back down from a challenge, and you’re the biggest one yet.
- You’re the kind of trade that changes the whole season.
- I’d skate the extra mile just to be near you tonight.
- You’re a hat trick I never saw coming and can’t stop thinking about.
- I don’t need a whistle to know I want you.
- You’re the reason I stopped watching the clock.
- I’d take the hit every time if it meant getting to you.
- You’re the only rebound I actually want.
Hockey Pick Up Lines for Texting
- Are you a hockey player? Because I want to watch you all night.
- You must be my favorite player, because I keep checking for you.
- I think you just scored on my phone screen.
- Are you a rink? Because I keep coming back to you.
- You must be a hat trick, because three texts in and I’m hooked.
- I’d skip my whole day just to keep texting you.
- Are you a face-off? Because I want to start something with you.
- You must be a power play, because you have my full attention.
- I think you just iced my whole day in the best way.
- Are you a puck drop? Because things just got interesting.
- You must be a breakaway, because you’re hard to keep up with.
- I’d trade sleep just to keep this conversation going.
- Are you a shootout? Because I want one more shot at this.
- You must be working overtime, because I don’t want this text thread to end.
- I think you just checked me right off my feet.
- Are you a slap shot? Because you hit differently.
- You must be a rebound, because I keep coming back for more texts.
- I’d watch my phone all day just for a reply from you.
- Are you a hockey stick? Because I want to hold onto this conversation.
- You must be the game winner, because you just made my whole day.