Want a pirate pick up line that actually gets a reaction instead of an eye roll? You’re in the right place. Below you’ll find over 150 pirate pick up lines sorted into 10 categories, from cheesy to flirty to downright bold. Pick your favorite, say it with confidence, and watch what happens.
Cheesy Pirate Pick Up Lines
- Are you a pirate? Since I’ve been looking for your treasures all my life.
- You’ve only got to be a buried treasure, I’ve been digging around for some like you.
- If you’re Jack Sparrow, what’s your name? You captured my heart, so that’s why.
- Well, I think I must be a pirate and I’m falling for your booty.
- Are you a map? I’m lost in your eyes,
- You’ve got to be gold, I would sail across any ocean for you.
- Maybe not be a pirate, but I’d still love to plunder your heart.
- Are you a ship? I want to get on you now!
- You’re the treasure at the end of my map.
- No need for a compass when I look at you.
- Are you a cannon? Because you just blew me away.
- I’d trade my whole crew for one night with you.
- You have to be the North Star to be my inspiration, I would follow you anywhere.
- Is it hot in here? Or did you set my ship on fire?
- My heart says “arrr” and my eyes say “you.”
Funny Pirate Pick Up Lines
- I’m no pirate, but I’ll still steal your heart.
- Are you a parrot? You repeat in my mind all the time.
- I’d give you my other leg for adventure, but my leg for you!
- Be careful, I have an eyepatch which makes it difficult to see how great you are.
- This is why I am asking you in my only hand to give me yours.
- Are you a plank? I’d walk you any day because,
- You’ve been a lifesaver for me, my ship sank.
- I have a peg leg and heart of gold. Interested?
- You must be scurvy for you’ve got me feeling weak.
- No I’m not a pirate, but I took a peek at you!
- Does dad work as a sailor? You’re certainly a catch.
- I’d walk the plank just to get your attention.
- My parrot told me that you’re cute and parrots don’t lie.
- No more treasure map, you’re the real ‘X’ marks the spot!
- I’m a pirate, but I feel like a ‘Landlubber’!
Flirty Pirate Pick Up Lines
- I’ve been everywhere, but I have never before met you.
- I feel what I haven’t felt since I found my first treasure, and that’s me.
- Now my compass only points towards you.
- I would put up with my ship just to be able to talk to you one night.
- You are the reason why pirates think that love comes true at the first sight of it.
- I don’t need gold when you’re here with me.
- A first mate is required by every pirate and I believe it’s you.
- I’ve pillaged a hundred ships but you are the only thing I’m interested in.
- You make me feel like I should land and stay for a while.
- So, for one date with you, I’d give up piracy.
- My crew thinks that I’m soft, but it’s just you.
- You’re more valuable than anything I’ve ever plundered.
- I keep seeing you and I can’t stop.I can’t stop seeing you, I’m lost at sea.
- If it’s a crime to love you, then lock me in the brig.
- You’re the kind of treasure that doesn’t need a map.
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Cute Pirate Pick Up Lines
- You must be a mermaid, because you’ve got me hooked.
- I’d share my last piece of hardtack with you.
- You’re cuter than a baby parrot.
- My heart does a little jig every time you smile.
- I’d let you steer my ship any day.
- You’re the reason I check the horizon every morning.
- If kisses were doubloons, I’d be the richest pirate alive.
- You make my wooden leg feel a little less wooden.
- I’d trade my whole treasure chest for your smile.
- You’re the kind of first mate every captain dreams of.
- My parrot wants to meet you. He has good taste.
- I never believed in mermaids until I saw you.
- You’ve got me humming sea shanties all day.
- I’d cross stormy seas just to see you smile.
- You’re proof that pirates can have soft hearts too.
Bold Pirate Pick Up Lines
- I didn’t come here for treasure. I came here for you.
- You’ve got me ready to abandon ship for one night with you.
- I’ll skip the gold tonight if it means talking to you.
- My crew’s waiting, but I’d rather stay here with you.
- I’ve never wanted to be marooned until I met you.
- You’re the only treasure I actually want to keep.
- I’d walk the plank if it meant one more minute with you.
- Forget the map, just tell me where you’re headed tonight.
- I’ve got room on my ship for one more, and I’m hoping it’s you.
- You make me want to break every pirate code I’ve got.
- I’ll be your captain if you’ll be my first mate.
- My ship’s got one empty cabin, and I think it’s yours.
- I’ve raided kingdoms, but I’ve never wanted anything like I want you.
- You’re the storm I don’t mind getting caught in.
- I’d give up the sea for a night with you.
Pirate Pick Up Lines for Her
- Are you a siren? Because your voice is the only thing pulling me off course.
- You’re prettier than any sunset I’ve seen at sea.
- I’ve sailed a thousand miles, and you’re still the best view.
- You must be the wind, because you just swept me off my feet.
- My ship has seen a hundred ports, but none as beautiful as you.
- I’d give my whole share of the treasure for your name.
- You shine brighter than any gold I’ve ever found.
- I think my compass is broken, because it only points to you.
- You’re the kind of woman pirates write songs about.
- I’d trade every jewel in my chest for one dance with you.
- You’re softer than silk sails and twice as pretty.
- My heart’s been shipwrecked since the moment I saw you.
- You’re the reason I believe in love at sea.
- I’d sail through a storm just to hear you laugh again.
- You’re prettier than the moon over open water.
Pirate Pick Up Lines for Him
- Who is the captain? You’ve got me ready to follow orders.
- You have that kind of confidence that would have a girl jump the plank.
- I bet you steer more than just ships.
- You’re the type of trouble that I like.
- Is it a sword, or is it just something I’m crazy about seeing?
- I would go anywhere with your crew just to be more with you.
- Its captain energy, and I’m on the ride.
- I believe I’ve just found my first mate.
- You appear to be the type of pirate that makes good on her word.
- I’m betting that that chest has more charm than gold!
- You’ve got me wanting to get lost at sea with you.
- I like a man who knows how to keep the wheel.
- You’re a player I’m willing to get in with.
- My heart’s captain, any day you’re the captain of my heart.
Treasure Themed Pirate Pick Up Lines
- You are more valuable than any chest I have ever dug.
- I’ve been looking for treasures but I think I have found something better.
- Don’t look for gold, you’re the prize!
- My map took me directly to you and I’m not complaining.
- You’re more uncommon than anything in my collection of jewels.
- I would bury all of my gold to keep you close.
- You shine brighter than anything I’ve ever plundered.
- I have explored a hundred islands but none like you.
- You’re the kind of treasure legends are made of.
- I found a girl, and my whole crew is jealous of her.
- I value you more than all my doubloons.
- Well, I’d give you one of my cut of the loot for one date with you.
- You are proof that sometimes the best treasure is not buried.
- The first time I saw you I didn’t want to look for gold anymore.
- I will never sell you, you are the only treasure.
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Ship and Sea Themed Pirate Pick Up Lines
- You’re the tide, and you’re always moving towards me.
- I’d sail through any storm to get to you.
- After a stormy sea you are the calm water.
- I miss you when you’re not with me.
- You are why I don’t want to get back to shore.
- If you told me to stop here I would stay forever.
- You are more steady than any ship that I have ever sailed on.
- I feel like I’m lost at sea and I can’t get you off my mind.
- You are the lighthouse that leads me back to me,
- My sails only fill up when you’re around!
- You are the one whom I don’t mind crashing into.
- It’s no bother to part with dry land to be here with you on this ship.
- You are my reason that the sea isn’t so lonely.
- Until I saw you, I never wanted to be docked.
- You are the one that I can’t stop fighting.
Short One Liner Pirate Pick Up Lines
- Arrr you single?
- Permission to come aboard?
- You’re my kind of booty call.
- Ahoy there, gorgeous.
- I’m shipwrecked without you.
- You had me at ahoy.
- Let’s set sail together.
- You’re my buried treasure.
- Prepare to be boarded.
- I’m hooked on you.
- Anchors away, my heart’s yours.
- You sank my heart.
- Sail into my life.
- You’re my first mate material.
- Land ho, I found you.