Pick up lines the best of the worst are predictable, and sometimes self-evident. Consider comparisons with angels, math jokes and lines about Wi-Fi signals. Here are more than 150 of them, organized into 10 categories, including classic groaners, and even more lines that are terrible but make a comeback to being hilarious.
There are some pick up lines that are so terrible that they go on to become legendary. You’ve seen some of these at a nighttime club or on a dating application or perhaps from a pal who is attempting to be too hard. Here are some of the worst pick up lines for every type of pick up line you can think of: cheesy, food, nerdy science, and even some worthy of an office break room. Use them to laugh, to get the conversation going or as a warning for what not to say on a first date.
Classic Cheesy Pick Up Lines
- Are you a magician? Like, when I look you I see nothing else.
- Was there pain when you fell from Heaven?
- Is your name Wi-Fi? I’m feeling really connected,
- I would like to exchange U and I if I could rearrange the alphabet…
- Are you French? Since Eiffel for you.
- Have you got a library card? I’m looking at you because I am seeing you.
- Excusing me, but I think you dropped something. My jaw.
- Have you been issued a parking ticket? You’re such a nice person, you have nice written all over you.
- My eyes were dazzled by your beautiful face, that’s why I need your name and number for insurance.
- Do you have copper and tellurium in your body? Because you’re Cu-Te.
- If you were a vegetable, you’d be a cute-cumber!
- Is it hot in here or is it just me?
- I have to be a snowflake, cause I’ve fallen for you!
- You must be tired, you’ve been running through my mind all day.
- Are you a camera? Well, every time I look at you, I smile.
Food and Drink Pick Up Lines
- Do you like coffee beans? You make my gears WHEEL in the best way.
- You have to be made of pasta, for you’re the only thing I can think of.
- Is your name Honey? Because you’re making this conversation sweet.
- Are you a taco? Because you’re really tortilla-fying.
- If you were a fruit, you’d be a fineapple.
- Are you a donut? Because I’m so drunk I’m befuddled,
- Life without you is no fun, Salt!
- Are you a burger? You’re making my heart skitter around.
- It’s a strong coffee and a conversation I’d like to have, are you free later?
- If you’re a piece of cheese, are you? Because you’re grate.
- You’re like a fine wine, the older I get the better you grow.
- Does dad bake? You’re a cutie pie.
- Are you a potato? Because I cannot stop, I just can’t stop,
- You have to be a banana or else I’m finding you a-peeling.
- Are you a pancake? Well, you’re adorable flippin’ you!
Nerdy and Science Pick Up Lines
- you a magnet? Because I’m attracted to your force.
- In the event you were an element, you’d be Francium because you’re the most attractive.
- Are you the cat of God or the dog of God? We’re both in my mind and not at once!
- You’re like a black hole and you’re sucking me in and I can’t get out of you.
- Are you a function? Since you are delivering me a positive output.
- I must be a proton, since I’m always positive around you.
- What’s your square root?What’s your square root of minus 1? There’s no way you can be real.
- You need to be made of fluorine, oxygen and neon, as you’re FONe for me.
- Are you a star? It’s because astronomers would die to discover you.
- Kisses would be snowflakes, I would send you a blizzard.
- You a satellite? As you are out of this world.
- My love for you is like dividing by zero it can’t be named.
- Are you EXOTHERMIC? You’re doing some hot work in here.
Animal-Themed Pick Up Lines
- Are you a koala? So I can always keep you.
- Are you a fox? Because you’re foxy.
- Are you a sloth? Slow moving but worth the wait.
- We must be kangaroos, you just jumped into my heart.
- Are you a penguin? Because you’re causing me to waddle over here.
- If I was a bird, I’d be a hummingbird, my heart would beat for you.
- Are you a puppy? Because I want to take you home because it’s so easy to want you so much.
- You have to be a unicorn since you’re rare and magical.
- Are you a bee? You are the bee’s knees!
- Are you a giraffe? As you are in a crowd.
- Like a panda, you’re easy to love, hard to find.
- Are you a dolphin? For you just jumped into my life.
- Are you an owl? Because I’m a-whoo-ing for you.
- Must be a llama, no drama just love.
- Are you a turtle? Since I’m falling for your shell.
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Cringe Compliment Pick Up Lines
- Like Google, eyes do everything I’m searching for.
- You have to be a thief, ‘cos you took my heart.
- Are you a time traveler? I can see you in my future, so I can’t overlook you.
- Beauty is a crime, you would be in jail for life.
- You’re so beautiful, you made me forget my pick up line.
- Are you an artist? You seduced me like you seduced the rest of the world.
- It’s an illegal smile, your smile should be.
- I was about to say nice words, but you’re making me nervous.
- Would you like to be a thesaurus? Because you’re adding a lot of value to my vocabulary.
- You’re a calendar, I need to mark each day with you.
- Are you a candle? Because you light up the room.
- I would have a galaxy of stars for each of your ways of making my day shine.
- It’s because of you that I just forgot my own name.
- Are you a sunrise? You’re a great way to start my day.
- I believe that you are deficient in vitamin me.
Bad Pick Up Lines for Math
- Are you the number pi? Because you’re irrational, but I still want you.
- You must be an angle, because you’re a cute one.
- If you were a fraction, you’d be my favorite, because you’re a perfect ten over ten.
- Are you a triangle? Because you’re the right one for me.
- My love for you is like a never-ending decimal, it just keeps going.
- Are you an equation? Because I want to solve you slowly.
- You’re like a parabola, I keep coming back to you.
- If I were a function, you’d be my domain, because I can’t think of anything else.
- Are you the number eight? Because if I flip you sideways, it’s infinity.
- You must be a prime number, because you can’t be divided by anyone else.
- I’m not great at math, but I know you and me make a great pair.
- Are you a circle? Because I keep going around in circles thinking about you.
- You’re the solution to all my problems, literally.
- If you were a graph, you’d be a straight line, because you’re always on point.
- Are you a binary number? Because to me, you’re a perfect ten.
Texting and Online Dating Pick Up Lines
- Hey, are you a notification? Because I can’t stop checking for you.
- Is your name Wi-Fi password? Because I keep typing it wrong but I still want it.
- I swiped right so fast my thumb is sore.
- Are you autocorrect? Because you’ve changed my “no” to “yes.”
- My phone says low battery, but my interest in you is at one hundred percent.
- Are you a typo? Because I keep going back to fix you.
- I was going to send a meme, but you’re funnier than any of them.
- Are you a software update? Because I’d wait all night for you.
- If texting you were a job, I’d ask for a raise.
- Are you my phone charger? Because without you, I feel drained.
- I read your bio three times, just to make sure you’re real.
- Are you airplane mode? Because you’ve got me wanting to disconnect from everyone else.
- My screen time report says I spent more hours on your profile than sleeping.
- Are you a group chat? Because I keep coming back to you.
- I’ve unmatched better people than you, but here we are, so I guess that’s a compliment.
Holiday and Seasonal Pick Up Lines
- Are you a Christmas Tree? I want to fill my life with you (because I want to decorate my life with you)
- You have to be a firework, you’re the one that lights me up on my 4th of July.
- Are you a pumpkin? This Fall, I’m falling for you.
- I wouldn’t let the snowman melt away if I were a snowman.
- Are you Cupid? You’ve fired a bullet at my heart,
- You can’t be anyone but turkey, I’m stuffed full of feelings for you.
- Are you a New Years’ resolution? I’m just wanting to keep you around all year.
- If you were a Halloween costume, you’d be a 10, no tricks would be required.
- What is your favorite candy? You’re sweet but with a twist.
- You have to be a birthday candle – you make wishes come true!
- Who is the Fourth of July? You’re hot in all the right ways.
- If love was a holiday, every day you’d be a holiday.
- Are you mistletoe? An excuse to get closer, so I say.
- You’ve got to be a summer breeze, you’ve just blown me out of my mind.
- Are you a “snow flake”? Because you’re unique and I am in love with you.
Workplace and Awkward Situation Pick Up Lines
- Are you my coworker? Because you make Mondays bearable.
- I’d reply to your email faster than I reply to my boss.
- Are you a meeting? Because I’d actually show up early for you.
- You must be a coffee break, because you’re the best part of my day.
- Are you a deadline? Because I can’t stop thinking about you.
- If you were a printer, I’d never complain about you jamming.
- Are you my Wi-Fi at work? Because you’re spotty but I keep trying.
- You must be a Friday, because everyone gets excited when you show up.
- Are you a fire drill? Because my heart is racing right now.
- I’d take the stairs just to bump into you.
- Are you a parking spot? Because you’re hard to find but worth the wait.
- You must be the office thermostat, because you’re the only thing people argue about.
- Are you a paperclip? Because you’re holding my attention together.
- If you were a stapler, I’d never let anyone borrow you.
- Are you a performance review? Because you’ve got me sweating.
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Dad Joke Style Pick Up Lines
- Are you a clock? Because I want to be with you in every second.
- I’m not a photographer, but I can picture us together.
- Are you a campfire? It’s because you’re hot and I want s’more.
- Are you a raisins fan? How do you feel about a date then?
- Are you a battery? I give you energy, because you give me energy!
- I wanted to say something funny about chemistry, but didn’t think I’d get a reaction from that.
- Are you a calendar? For, without you, my days have no meaning.
- It’s impossible to stop reading it, it’s like talking to you, I’m reading a book about anti-gravity.
- Are you a sandwich? You are the one who I have been searching for.
- Do you suddenly look like you are glowing or do you always look this way? Oh, too smooth, never mind.
- Are you a broom? Since you carried me away on your arms.
- I would say something about your shoes, but I can’t think of anything.
- Are you a ladder? Since I want to take things to the next level.
- Are you a calendar? Wait a minute I used the same one. But, I’m no good at this!
- Is that you who is supposed to eat the last piece of pizza? Everyone wants you, I called dibs first.